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The Dinner Detective eats at: Simply Heathcotes
The Dinner Detective2/ 6/2005
Simply Heathcotes, Jackson's Row, Manchester city centre
THE Sundays before bank holidays are some of the most relaxing
days of year.
With no need to worry about work in the morning and a well-earned
lie-in on the horizon, they are the perfect opportunity to relax
with friends and enjoy that most British of institutions - the
Sunday Lunch.
And because Simply Heathcotes on Jackson's Row, off Deansgate, were
offering three courses from its Sunday menu for a cut-price £17, or
two courses for £14.50, I thought it the perfect time to
visit.
It was a sunny evening outside and therefore the grand city
restaurant with its high ceilings and brown, beige and orange
interior was practically deserted when my dining partner and I
arrived, a little late, just after 7pm.
The waitress asked us to take our pick of the two-seater tables on
offer and we wandered over to a table underneath a glass roof and
in front of a mirrored wall to sit in the Philippe Starck
chairs.
I say wander because she didn't actually show us to our table and,
even though she eventually brought the menus, she didn't take our
drink order for about 10 minutes.
There was also a healthy serving of food on the tiled floor
underneath our table! But looking around the rest of the restaurant
seems clean and we decided it was just bad luck.
The Sunday menu has all the roasts you'd expect, together with some
appetising starters. There was some disagreement over who will
order the smoked salmon on a bed of scrambled egg, but I was saved
when my guest spotted the crab salad on the specials menu at
£4.95.
It's a little confusing trying to work out what is classed as a
starter on the specials menu, and how this relates to the cut-price
deal.
We were both a little delicate after a party on the Saturday night
so while I bravely attempted a glass of the Italian house red,
which is very nice for £3.85, my guest opted for a bottle of still
water for £3.25.
We both enjoyed the starters. I've never had smoked salmon and
scrambled egg together before but the two distinct flavours
complement each other and it's something I'd order again. I feel a
little guilty because, even though clearly enjoying the crab salad,
there were one or two envious glances at my plate from my
partner.
For the mains I chose a roast beef Sunday lunch and my guest the
lamb shank, with a £3 side order of mixed greens.
The restaurant had filled a little while as we polished off the
starters but was nowhere near capacity so it was a little
disappointing at how long we were left to chat over our empty
plates.
When the main course did come, I asked for the all-important
condiment of mustard. I wait a few minutes but the Yorkshire
pudding and generous helping of beef looks so tasty I decide to
press on - and both our plates are clean before the waiter comes
over to apologise for forgetting the mustard.
The food was superb, even without the tear inducing mustard-hit,
especially the roast potatoes and my guest loved the soft lamb
shank.
It was so tasty in fact that we'd nearly forgiven the rubbish
service when we realise we'd again waited for someone to take the
plates and bring the dessert menu.
We knew we both wanted the white chocolate cheesecake and my guest
unsuccessfully tried to catch the eye of the waitress. When she
eventually came to take the plates we asked if we could order
dessert, and before we can say "white chocolate cheesecake" she'd
dropped off two menus and scurried off again. It was another 10
minutes before she returned.
The dessert is another triumph though, with a sizable block of
cheesecake and sufficient dollop of double chocolate ice cream. It
beats me, which is unusual for cheesecake.
The total bill is a very reasonable £50, which includes a couple
more soft drinks for both of us.
Simply Heathcotes opened in 1996 and its website says it has "often
been associated as a catalyst for the rejuvenated Manchester eating
scene" and is "probably the best restaurant in the city".
Maybe it is on weeknights, when the restaurant is in full swing.
But on a Sunday, especially before a bank holiday, it should be my
guest and me who are relaxing, not the staff.
What's on the menu?
Starters: Cheapest - soup of the day £3.75,
most expensive - smoked salmon drop scone £7.50
Main courses: Cheapest - Open lasagne of
portabello mushroom and asparagus £11.50, most expensive - Grilled
fillet of turbot £18.50
Parking: Several city centre car parks
nearby
Other info: A separate children's menu for the
under 10s is available at £6.99 for two courses, with a donation of
25p made to Childline for every meal sold. 0161 8353536
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