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Ladies ... start your engines

by Riazat Butt
26/ 5/2005

I DON'T like driving. The thought of getting behind a steering wheel fills me with dread. My fear and loathing of cars stems back to a traumatic episode during my teenage years, when my dad was teaching me how to drive. I won't go into detail but it put me off driving for life.

It was only when I moved to Manchester that I decided to exorcise my demons. Lesson after lesson, one instructor after another and third time lucky I passed my flippin' driving test.

But my ordeal wasn't over. My dad, who taught my siblings how to drive, wasn't convinced I could handle a car until he had sat with me.

So I spent a bank holiday weekend shuttling him around town. It didn't go well and I resolved never to drive again, until I was strong-armed into taking part in a ladies' night at Daytona Manchester in Trafford Park.

The idea of having a ladies' night is to give something back to those go-kart widows who watch from the sidelines while their men folk tear round the track in souped-up buckets. Take away the testosterone and have a women-only event so that the fairer sex can see what all the fuss is about. After all if you can't beat them, join them.

Around 25 women turned out on a squally Friday night to enjoy the pleasures of go-kart racing. We had a practice heat - I crashed into a barrier during my first lap - and then we had heats, a semi-final and a final.

There are lots of rules and regulations to follow and I'm no good with either but I worked out what the flags and lights meant: yellow flashing light - slow down; blue flag - improve your driving; black and white flag - sort it out because you're being very naughty. Thankfully, I didn't get a blue or a two-tone flag during the evening.

A downside to racing is the garb, which is neither flattering nor fashionable. It is like an adult-sized romper suit and you have to wear a hairnet. I felt like I should be selling pork pies in Fred Elliot's shop.

Being of a small stature I needed a booster seat too - stop laughing at the back - so I could reach the accelerator and brake pedals.

I was nervous about the first few laps but it's simple to get round the track without collapsing in an anxious heap or coming last.

It was all very civilised too - well we're all ladies - and there was lots of apologising after each heat: "I didn't mean to bump into you" and "I'm so sorry for crashing into your rear".

For a proper adrenaline rush I blagged a ride on a two-seater kart, which has a top speed of 60mph, and deafened the driver with my shrieking, which only made him go faster.

Go-kart racing is exciting and towards the end I was getting narked by other drivers, a sure sign of my blossoming competitive streak. I wanted to hate go-karting but I enjoyed myself so much that I'm going to the next event in June.

It's a Friday night out with a difference, much better than standing in the wind and rain trying to flag down a cab on Deansgate after a half-baked night out on the tiles.

And, for the record, I wasn't last on the leader board. That privilege goes to someone who shall remain nameless.

Ladies-only karting night, Daytona Manchester, June 3. Introductory price, £25 per person. Call 0845 644 5505 and ask for Gemma or Alison


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